This apple has a rotten spot<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think I should complain<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’ll write to Asda, double quick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh hell, here comes the rain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My washing was so nearly dry,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And now it’s all wet through<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The weather forecast told a lie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A quick complaint is due.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My laptop’s ready for the job<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’m going to tut-tut<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’ve got the kettle on the hob<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh no! A power cut!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’ll sit down here and use a pen<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At least I can still write<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To Asda first, and only then \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 Wow, that lighning’s bright!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The fire brigade are on their way<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At least that’s what they said<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’ll sit here tight and come what may<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will not lose my head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’ve made a list, it’s nice and long<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of all the silly twits<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who always get everything wrong<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So nothing ever fits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There’s something banging at the door<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think it has a horn<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I just cannot take any more<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really? Demon Spawn?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dear Sir or Madam, from these lips<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of mine please hear my plea \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This noisy, wet apocalypse<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is really not for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This apple has a rotten spot I think I should complain I’ll write to Asda, double quick. Oh hell, here comes the rain. My washing was so nearly dry, And now it’s all wet through The weather forecast told a … Continue reading