My Family In Other Words.

The English language is inadequate for the job of describing certain family relationships, and it’s about time we coined the missing words. I love my nieces and nephews, and with the tenth one on the way very soon, I want to be able to say that she will be my fourth niece, and my tenth … what? I want a word that embraces both nieces and nephews. Do other languages have something that could be appropriated? Are they niephs? niecews? In the same way, I could find good use for words that describe, accurately, how many aunties and uncles the new arrival will have.

There is no category name for aunts and uncles. Equally inconveniently, there is no distinction between an aunt who is the sister of a parent, and an aunt who is married to the brother of a parent. Similarly, there is no distinction between an uncle who is the brother of a parent, and an uncle who is married to the sister of a parent. This irks me. I want specificity. I want a word that makes clear that my ‘aunt’ is my mum’s sister, my dad’s sister, my dad’s brother’s wife, or my mum’s brother’s wife. I want words that specify, as well as words that embrace and include.

Right now, I have three nieces, and six nephews. So far, so specific, I can distinguish them by gender, but sometimes I would like to dip into the language and say how many of them are blood relatives, and how many are related to me by my marriage. Not because it matters, but because there could be a word, where there is none. I want that word.

I want to be able to talk about my sister-in-law in a way that precisely conveys that I am referring to my husband’s sister, and not my brother’s wife (or vice-versa). I would love to use a word that describes the relationship between a group of people who are married to siblings. Me, and the spouses of my husband’s two siblings. The three of us are a group, with a certain family tie, yet there is no title that recognises the relationship that we share. We have the same parents-in-law, the same nephews and nieces, but within the family there is no word that recognises our group self in relation to each other, rather than to someone else. It would be useful.

I have many cousins. I could tell you, with absolute precision, whether that cousin was a half-second cousin twice removed, or a double third cousin once removed. I love that I can do that, but would love it even more if there were different words for different cousinships. It would be satisfying to be able to indicate, with one word, whether a ‘removed’ cousin was from a generation before or after mine. I hate that I have to specify that the cousin is male or female. In French, you can just add an ‘e’ to the end of the word, to tell the whole tale.

And, of course, I haven’t even mentioned the glorious specificity we could get into by distinguishing between first and subsequent marriages, and the relationships that accrue from them. There is space in our wonderful language for lots of new words. Any ideas?

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Being Guest Editor

My final piece as guest editor of the Lancashire Writing Hub is now up on that fine website.

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Lancashire Writing Hub Guest Editorship.

I’ve written two new short articles for the Lancashire Writing Hub. My stint as Guest Editor ends tomorrow, it’s been great fun and I’ve loved doing it.

The Name Game – choosing character names

Writing for a charity – getting experience as a writer.

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Litmus – a review

My review of Litmus. Short Stories from Modern Science.

The scientific process is based on the sharing of ideas and information. Behind all discoveries lie a multitude of stories. The human need for a narrative, for a hero, encourages us to ignore the reality of science in favour of the ‘Eureka’ moment. We want a name, a date, on which we can hang the story.

The creators of Litmus acknowledge this by giving us the stories, by telling us about individual scientists, illuminating in a fictionalised form the discovery or invention they are known for. This book is no paean to the greats, however. We find in this anthology tales of scientists hitherto relegated to the shadows of history, and find ourselves engrossed in stories that shed new light on familiar figures.

Each tale is accompanied by an individual afterword, explaining the science and giving historical context. These afterwords are fascinating in their own right; articulate, and knowledgeable of the literary form. Twinned with their sister stories, they make a satisfying whole.

Litmus is all about the broad sweep, taking in almost five hundred years of science, and covering the start of everything to the end of consciousness. It is an anthology that is best dipped into, rather than gulped straight down. Every tale deserves to be savoured before the next one is tasted.

Manchester’s Comma Press has given lead story status to Frank Cottrell Bryce’s ‘The Pitch’, which is set in Lancashire. I loved this story, not just because it is set close to home, or because it reminds me that greatness can happen anywhere, but because Bryce illustrates so well the desperate passion of scientific endeavour, the need to gather information and knowledge, the need to test the hypothesis.

Prudence, by Emma Unsworth, is a story about how some of the greatest breakthroughs are achieved when thinking outside the box. The story of the periodic table, one of the most beautiful documents created, is a long and fascinating one, at the heart of it is a man named Mendeleev and a moment of revelation.

We return to the elements, guided by Zoe Lambert’s Crystal Night. In the decades since Mendeleev set the challenge of absence, the game had moved on, and the new goal was the transuranic elements. Lise Meitner’s work led to a discovery that changed the war and changed the world.

Science is a whole. Mathematics, biology, astronomy, physics and chemistry are increasingly artificial divisions and the stories in Litmus range across the entire field, celebrating the multidisciplinary approach. Some stories fade from memory. Edison is famed for inventing the electric light bulb, but at the same period in time, a Yorkshire industrialist came up with the same idea. ‘Swan’ is a tale told eloquently by Sean O’Brien.

Einstein’s Special Theory of Relativity shapes our understanding of the universe, and in ‘The Special Theory’ Michael Jecks obliquely tells the tale of how Einstein’s great revelation came about. It’s sister story, Stella Duffy’s ‘Everything is Moving, Everything is Joined’ is an almost poetic look at the development of the idea of space time.

Some scientists fall into obscurity, others are forced into it because of gender, class or race. Henrietta Leavitt’s contribution to the study of astronomical distances is a fundamental one, but her story is new to me. Sarah Maitland’s moving and memorable study is of a God centred scientist who was as devoted to her faith as to her scientific duty.

From astronomy we move to psychology. It’s word association time. Say ‘Pavlov’ and you’ll hear ‘Dogs’. Annie Clarkson’s tells of how tragedy led to the development of new theories from the pioneer of behavioural conditioning.

We are honoured to be living in a period in which Alan Turing’s place as a national hero is being confirmed. He is known for his work in computing, but Jane Rogers focuses on his work on morphogenesis, the idea that order can arise from disorder by the imposition of a few simple rules.

Government response to where Turing’s heart led him caused the tragedy that cost Britain one of its most brilliant minds. How does the heart work? In ‘The Heart of Denis Noble’, Alison McLeod explores the romantic question in her story of a young scientist’s investigation of the chemical question.

Genetic engineering is the subject of two very different stories. Tanya Hershman’s ‘We are all Made of Protein But Some of us Glow More than Others.’, and Christine Poulson’s ‘What If’ both tell the story of great discoveries that underlie modern genetics. Osamu Shimomura’s work with bioluminescent jellyfish led to the isolation of marker genes that are still vitally useful in genetics today. Kary Mullis’s ‘What if?’ musings two decades later, led to the invention of the polymerase chain reaction; and lit the blue touchpaper on the explosive growth in genetics that continues today.

Towards the end of the book, we get a story about the very beginning of everything. With a work of fiction reminiscent of Ray Bradbury’s childhood idylls, Adam Marek plays with history and science, and gives us a marvellous tale of how evidence for the Big Bang was found whilst looking for something else.

Maggie Gee’s ‘Living With Insects’ takes us once again back to genetic and sociobiologcal themes. A young girl struggling with a family breakup learns about kin selection in school, and struggles to put it into the context of her own life. Kate Clanchy’s ‘Bride Hill’ is a life affirming story about living with Alzheimer’s. It follows naturally on the heels of ‘Living With Insects’, both are stories of love and loss, about how understanding ‘why’ can be a balm for the soul in times of need.

As we draw to the end of the anthology, we are treated to Trevor Hoyle’s brief ‘Monkey See, Monkey Do’, dealing with the fortuitous discovery of mirror neurons and the science of empathy. Appropriately enough, the topic of empathy leads to the final story in the book. ‘That is the Day’ is suffused with a sense of hopelessness mixed with dogged determination. It’s about disease and disaster. The Eureka moment for the disease is now decades in the past, and led to its discovery and identification. The story makes it clear that the world hopes now for another Eureka moment, the science that will give us the cure.

And there we have it, from seventeenth century astronomy in Much Hoole to twenty first century medicine in South Africa, Litmus is a grand mixture of a book. It’s short fiction, it’s history, it’s science. I’m sure you’ll know lots of people who will love it.

http://www.commapress.co.uk/?section=books&page=Litmus

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Behind The Scenes

‘The Cat’, the national magazine of Cats Protection, has published my article on community talks in its latest issue (Winter 2011). It’s a two page spread on pages 48 & 49. The article was written earlier this year specifically for the magazine.

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Lancashire Writing Hub

I’m guest editing the Lancashire Writing Hub website for the remaining few weeks of 2011. Thank you to Jane Brunning for giving me this opportunity to try something new.

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That’s a lot of cats.

I was asked by Cats Protection Media Office to write this piece about the volunteers at Preston Branch and their success in neutering cats. It was published in the Summer 2011 edition of cp news & views, a national magazine which is distributed to Cats Protection volunteers.

2609 cats and kittens neutered in 2010 by Preston Branch? That’s a stupendous figure by anyone’s standards, and we’ve been asked more than once how we do it.

There are four factors, and we couldn’t manage such a phenomenal success rate without each and every one of them. First of all, the HQ neutering voucher scheme pays for the operations. Our success is rewarded with an ample allocation of vouchers. Secondly, we have a handful of vet surgeries in the area that are committed enough to ‘the cause’ to accept the vouchers as full payment for neuterings, allowing us to run an effective permanent free neutering campaign. Thirdly, all our volunteers understand the prime importance of neutering for cat welfare and work closely with our neutering officer, Val Chew. Val is, all by herself, the fourth factor.

Val is decidedly unimpressed by the figure of 2609 cats and kittens neutered in one year on her patch. After 24 years of devotion to the cat neutering cause, she’s very disappointed that there are that many unneutered cats in the area. It’s not her fault, of course, people import kittens into the area from the surrounding districts, and they actively breed kittens in some areas in an attempt to make a few quid. She can’t do anything about that, but what she can and does do is pursue each and every case where someone wants to get their cat or kitten neutered and doesn’t have the financial resources to pay for the operation.

Val’s a retired teacher who used to spend her evenings and weekends issuing neutering vouchers, chasing up unused vouchers, and going out on trap / neuter / return feral jobs. Now that she’s retired, it’s a full time job. Actually, it’s more like two full time jobs, she’s at the vets every day they’re open.

Our telephone volunteers and some of the vet nurses at participating vets are Val’s front line shock troops. They don’t just follow up on requests from the public for vouchers, that’s too easy … every query from the public elicits the questions ‘Is the cat neutered?’ ‘Do you have any other cats and are they neutered?’ and ‘Where did you get your kitten from? Do you know if the kitten’s mum has been neutered yet? Do you know anyone else who got a kitten from that litter?’ We find them, and we offer to pay to neuter them when necessary. We have a supply of cheap printed leaflets advertising the neutering campaign, and a volunteer who distributes them for us. We try to be as high profile as possible, using posters, leaflets, our website and Twitter to advertise our neutering scheme. We are polite to our ‘clients’ and encourage them to spread the word about cat neutering to their friends and family.

Val herself asks the same questions, and she’ll follow up on an unused voucher for weeks if necessary. If she finds out that a voucher wasn’t used because the cat was pregnant, she’ll pursue the neutering of the original queen and all her kittens. It sounds like hard work, and it is. There are no easy short cuts to achieving such a high neutering rate, it’s down to sheer hard work, sleepless nights, and pure determination.

2609 cats. It’s not an impressive number, it’s a scary number. Every year we hope that our services will be needed less, but until that happens, we need all four of our strands to weave together a net to catch as many unneutered cats as possible.

For more information about the work of Cats Protection, visit http://www.cats.org.uk To find out more about what the volunteers at Preston Branch are doing, visit www.cats.org.uk/preston or follow the Twitter account @prestoncp

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The New Uncanny – Tales of Unease

You can read my review of ‘The New Uncanny, Tales of Unease’ here. Thank you to Jane Brunning at Lancashire Writing Hub for the opportunity to review the book.

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Sally’s Adventure.

My 11 year old niece enjoys writing too. This is the first time she’s agreed to share her writing online.

Sally’s Adventure by Megan Ogden

Sally Cropper woke up after a long night’s sleep. Today she was going to a new school. She had woke up extra early to get ready. Suddenly she heard a loud noise! She slowly went down the creaky old stairs. She looked through the front door – nothing was there. So she went to the back door and slowly twisted the handle,  she slowly opened  it,  there was nothing . The garden was empty the only thing that was unusual was a white layer of snow upon the floor. Another bang struck the ground suddenly  the  beautiful snow blew away. Sally covered her eyes as a strong wind blew. when the wind stopped blowing she walked up to a strange thing in the middle of the garden. When she reached the middle of her garden she saw what was there.  A big black hole was in the middle of the garden.  She looked down it was so far down she could not see the bottom.

That waft came back it was much harder this time. It came from within the hole.  Something lifted from the hole. It was white with scales. Its wings were the size of two trees  put together. Its claws as sharp as knives. This was a… Dragon!

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Review – The Thing On The Shore by Tom Fletcher

You can read my review of Tom Fletcher’s latest novel, ‘The Thing On The Shore’, here. Many thanks to Jane Brunning at Lancashire Writing Hub for giving me the opportunity to review the book.

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